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Banned from the bowling alley for using my special move where I dribble the ball before shooting down the pins
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next time i go to a party post quarantine im accepting every drug they offer me
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biting is a love language. no i will not elaborate.
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I traded your Playstation 5- or whatever you call that beastly machine- for a hearty cup of lentil soup. Now come, eat!
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is there anything better than an ancient greek hedgehog figurine? i think not
Not to counter, but rather bring up in equal measure, I present Ancient Egyptian Hedgehog figure:
It’s blue… humanity really has spent thousands of years making the same goddamn shit huh
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